You gotta love Emo Philips

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..." - Emo Philips

You gotta love this comedian, Emo Philips. I once saw him perform with Judy Tenuta (another whacky comedian who plays accordian in her goddess costume and has her own religion, the Church of Judyism).

What a fun quote to lead off the New Year.